Reviews
★★★★★ Amazing!
By Not Elzar on April 2, 3012
Easily the best food you can get on Earth. That cook Elzar sure knows his stuff! all the other reviewers are trolls on the internet that dont have a good opinion or working tastebuds.
★★☆☆☆ Dangerous Environment!!!
By Bryce Bateman on May 22, 3012
Well for starters, me and my infant son were enjoying there special microwaved fries and I needed to go the bathroom. But when I got back a heard of mice tried taking my son through a crack in the wall! The chef had to clobber mice with a stale bread to save him! If it wasn't for the drinkable water it would be a one star.
★☆☆☆☆ Disgusting Food.
By Jared Leto on April 1, 3012
As the star in the greatest movie ever made Morbius, I can safely say this food was not Morbing time.
★☆☆☆☆ Health Hazards!
By Michael Phelps on September 7, 3011
As I was walking by the kitchen I took a quick peak inside and saw green fumes like it was a cartoon coming from there freezer!